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Whose dick was so long he could suck it. Beautiful Soup by Lewis Carroll. There once was a lady from Venus. Let's share some jokes and stories, I will go first. Before the rope broke, Were, "Arsehole, you bugger, and suck it." A native of Havre de Grace Once tired of Cunt, said "I'll try arse." He unfolded his plan To another young man, Who said, "Most decidedly, my arse!" There was a young man of Calcutta 576 Dirty Limericks. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his . Limericks consist of five anapestic lines, the pattern of the rhyme is a - a - b - b - a.Lines 1, 2, and 5 of Limericks have seven to ten syllables and rhyme with one another. He sucked off his brother, Fucked his own mother, And gobbled his . Funny Nantucket limericks There once was a guy named Swartz, whose dick was covered with warts, but the girls would play, with his dick anyway, 'cause good ol' Swartz came in quarts! Café Comedy by Robert William Service. she said with a grin, wipe that cum from your chin. Who's there? Hyde begins a joke with "There once was a girl from Nantucket." In The Bad News Bears season 2 episode 12, . There was an old gal from Cape Cod T'was coarse like a thistle, But tight as a whistle, And whilst cumming, could play you a tune. Best dirty limerick? (inspired by hazeon's thread) - Ars Technica There once was a man from Nantucket. * * * * * * *. The crew were dismayed. There Once Was a Fellow Called Ken… - Ken Armstrong Writing Stuff jo 54pub. Sourced from Reddit, Twitter, and beyond! There was an Old Man of Nantucket. A dirty, old man from Nantucket. As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it . U.S. Sen. Ted Cruz arrives at a news conference at the U.S. Capitol on October 6, 2021 in Washington, D.C. Shifting gears, ever so slightly (and no, that's not some kind of sexual euphemism), I'd like to round out our list of 14 famous limericks with these two from Oliver Wendell Holmes, Senior and Norman Douglas, respectively. Funny limericks have been embraced by many countries around the world, but they have a special place in Irish culture. Jokes - Dirty, Funny, Punny and all. The 160+ Best There Jokes - ↑UPJOKE↑